Our Lady of Benevolent Sexuality

Get it on. Don't get it on the carpet.

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gratefulcurse:

fhoantells:

“I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can.”

I’m dying.

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After that incident Bruce Lee gave him a spot in all of his movies. That moment actually launched Jackie Chan’s career.

I mean really, who wouldn’t want Bruce Lee to hold them as long as he can?

(via lillifter)

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“ Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told...

brokedaswhy:

brichibi:

noodle-dragon:

the-philosophers-bone:

acabosetotal:

harukami:

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I believe in the bagel :)

Let me get to 40 kg pls bagel pls

(Source: slavery, via this-probably-aint-legal)